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Orange gets the Sniffles, and finds out when fruits get the Sniffles they explode.

Transcript[]

Orange: (With Thermometer in his mouth.) So, Thermostat, what's wrong with me?

THERMOMETER: Okay, wow, a lot, because THAT'S Thermostat.

THERMOSTAT: Hi! (Smiles) I control the tempature!

Orange: Whoa, really?! Cool!

THERMOMETER: (Sighs)

Pear: Hey, guys, wazzup?

Orange: WAZZUP?!!

THERMOSTAT: WAAAAZUUUUP???!!!?!

THERMOMETER: (Sighs again) Well, Orange has the sniffles.

Everyone: What?!

(title card comes on)

Orange: What's Sniffles? Is it like hiccups?!

THERMOMETER: Yeah, A LOT like Sniffles. If you don't get cured in time... you'll explode!

THERMOSTAT: Yeah! I watched it happen to Pomegranate! Ugh, seeds all over.

MIDGET APPLE: Wazzup?!

Pear: Orange has the Sniffles!

MIDGET APPLE: You mean like Pomegranate?

Midget Apple and THERMOSTAT at the same time: Ugh, seeds all over.

PEAR: Okay, everyone knows the cure is Chicken Soup!

EVERYONE: (Stares at Chicken Soup)

CHICKEN SOUP: H-Hey, guys?

EVERYONE: (Grins evily) Hey, there!

CHICKEN SOUP: No. No! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! Please! Please don't! I have a wife and kids! Two precious little kids!

ORANGE: (Spits out Thermometer) Hey, Chicken Soup! Hey, Chicken Soup! Chicken Soup! Hey!

CHICKEN SOUP: What? What already?!

ORANGE: Me! (laughs)

(ORANGE jumps into CHICKEN SOUP)

ORANGE: Aaaa, relaxing.

THERMOSTAT: Is he okay now?

THERMOMETER: (Hops in Orange's mouth)

PEAR: So, is he okay now?

MIDGET APPLE: Yeah, is he okay?

THERMOMETER: Your not gonna believe this, but...

ORANGE: (Farts) (Laughs) Speaking of butt...

CHICKEN SOUP: Ewww, gross!

THERMOMETER: (Coughs) So, anyway, as I was saying...

EVERYONE: (Bites there bottom lip.)

THERMOMETER: He's cured!

ORANGE: Yay! (Spits out Thermometer) Awesome!

PEAR: Woohoo! (Sniffles) Uh-oh.

MIDGET APPLE: Did he just... (Sniffles)

THERMOSTAT, ORANGE, CHICKEN SOUP and THERMOMETER: Oh, God.

Fruity Question of the Day[]

What sickness are you most scared of getting?

"Thumbs Up Quote"[]

Thumb Up For Thermostat!!!

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