Orange: Hey, hey pee-pod!
Peapod: Don't...
Orange: Pea-pod!
Peapod: ever open that stupid mouth of yours and annoy me!
Orange: What's the matter? Don't wanna talk? (laughs)
Pear: Orange, please stop annoying that peapod.
Cheez-It: Yes, please stop.
Orange: Why?
Peapod: No, seriously, what kind of a god put you into this world?
Pear: He's right. He doesn't want you to annoy him.
Orange: Why can't I? Just ask my grandparents!
Grandpa Orange: Hello, grandsonny! I told you, like a million times, Hey is for Hedges!
Grandma Orange: Yeah, and you wonder why the chicken always cross the road? (Orange, Grandpa Orange and Grandma Orange all laugh)
Peapod: (groans angrilly)
Pear: Oh god.
Cheez-It: Oh My God!
Orange, Grandpa Orange and Grandma Orange: Hey! You both are not laughing!
Grandpa Orange: As I said peapod, more like pee-pot! (laughter)
Grandma Orange: yeah, and he went for a potty! (laugh)
Orange: Good one, grandparents! (laugh)
Peapod: (groans) Can someone make them be quiet?!
Pear: Seriously, I tried to.
Peapod: THEN DO IT NOW!!
Pear: Alright, you guys, please stop.
Orange: Why? My family tree leader will be upset if we don't annoy anyone else! (laughs)
Pear: Sorry, can't help.
Peapod: But you must do it! Now!
Pear: Don't force me.
Peapod: I SAID NOW!!
All oranges: Gess, don't be like this. (laugh)
Peapod: Not listening! Get lost!
Orange: Hey, hey Pee-pod! Can you hear me?
Peapod: No! I'm not hearing you all! Because you're acting like brainless idiots!
Orange: I'm not an idiot, I'm an Orange!
Peapod: But you're acting like---
Orange: Whatever! I just don't feel myself like an idiot! (laughs)
Peapod: (groans)
Grandpa Orange: Hey, sonny! Wanna see a trick?
Orange: What?
Grandpa Orange: (burps, farts and laughs)
Peapod and Pear: DISGUSTING!!
Cheez-It: Ewww, just I don't overreact.
Grandma Orange: Hey, why not have a seed spitting contest?
All oranges: OK! (All spit seeds at Peapod)
Peapod: OW! OW! OW! (All oranges laugh) WHAT S WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!
Orange: Peepod! (laughs)
Peapod: Crazy, Ugly, Brainless....
Pear: It's no use, peapod, I'm serious! Oranges are always like this!
All Oranges: (start babbling tongues)
Peapod: SHUT UP!!!!
All Oranges: (babbling tongues)
Peapod: I SAID SHUT UP!!!
All Oranges: (babbling tongues)
Peapod: OH MY GOD, SHUT UP! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!!!!
(All Oranges stop babbling tongues)
Grandpa Orange: Geez, is he always like that?
Orange: I don't know! I just met this guy yesterday! And you know what?
Both grandparents: What?
Orange: Pee-potty! (all laugh)
Peapod: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE END ME RIGHT NOW!!! I CAN'T TAKE THESE IDIOTS ANYMORE!!!
Pear: Told you not to annoy him so much.
Orange: Hey, peepod!
Peapod: Yes, yes, my end is coming...
Orange: Knife!
Peapod: (gets knifed) Yeah! No more oranges in my life!
All: (making terrified faces)
Peapod: Yeah! So long! Idiot Oranges!
Orange: Geez, I'm not an idiot I told you. (laughs) Now what? (silence about 5 seconds) Hey Peanut! Aren't you supposed to be Pee-nut! (laughs and Pear groans)
Peanut: (sighs in frustration)