- Orange: Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya....NYA! TAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Pear: Uhhhh! Somebody make it stop.
- Mystery voice: I'll make em' stop.
- Pear: Who, who, who was th-that. A man, or a little voice in my head which proves I'm insane.
- Mystery voice: I'm a man, Batman that is.
- Pear: Well, "batman", how are you going to make Orange stop?
- Batman: With my batarang!
- Pear: What is a bat-a-rang?
- [Batman throughs his batrang].
- [glass breaks and carrots, apples, and rubarbs scream and get stabbed with glass].
- Apple (Annoying Orange tv show) talking to Coconut (Annoying Orange tv show): And that's why Marshmellow acts like a girl. (Glass breaks on Apple) "Aghhh! Ava-lanch!
- Pear: I didn't want you to try to kill him!!!
- Batman: But he's Orangema, the badest bad guy ever!
- Pear: He's not Orange-ma, just look at 'em.
- Orange: (Singing) Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid a egg. The Batmoblie lost a wheel and the Joker got away, HEY! NEHAHAHAHAHA!
- Batman: Uhhhhhhhh....is he always this way?
- Pear: Yeah. But I can deel with it.
- Batman: I'm gonna' ask him questions to see if he's a good guy. Alright?
- Pear: Uh, yeah, sure, whatever.
- Batman: Orange.
- Orange: What Batman, chicken.
- Batman: Chicken what?
- Orange: Chicken-butt! NEHAHAHAHAHA!
- Batman: Okey, I give up, he's not Orange-ma, he's Orange. Now Orange, do you wanna' be a superhero and help me destroy Bad guys ?
- Orange: Who wouldn't?!
- Batman: Good, now chose a name.
- Orange: Batorange!
- Batman: Alright-y, let's go to Gotham City to cature some vil--
- Pear: Wait! I wanna' join the squad to and be Pearobin!
- Batman: Okay everybody! let's go!
- [Batman theme music plays]
- [Pear and Orange punch two bad guys then the heroes shake hands-wait they don't have any, ha!]
- [Orange covers himself with his cape]
- Choir (singing in the Batman tune): Batorange!....Batorange!....Batorange, Batorange, Batorange!
- [Pear and Orange punch a bunch of bad guys]
- [bad guys fly in the air while choir sings Batorange again]
- Choir (singing in the Batman tune): Nan-nah na-nah nan-nah nan-nah na...BATORANGE!
- [Now it switchs to Gotham City]
- Hugo: Bob, where are we?
- Bob: Well, well, well I don't know I ate the map Hu--
- Hugo: WHAT?! IDIOT! YOU ATE THE MAP?!
- Bob: We are stranded in a City with no money, no food, and no--
- Hugo: SHUT UP! we'll have alotta' food as SOON as we can get a wallet outta' some guy's poket by do'in the "bump into somebody and take there wallet" trick, ALRIGHT!
- Bob: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh boss, and, and right boss.
- Hugo: COME ON! Before Batm--
[Batman jumps out of the blue]
- Hugo and Bob: (gasps)!
- Bob: It's, it's, it's, it's...
- Hugo: BATMAN!
- Batman: right men, and I'm not alone.
- Orange: Batorange to the r-r-r-rescue!
- Batman: This is Bato--
- Hugo and Bob: AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Batman: What?
- Bob: You brought a talk'in orange!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Batman: You won't be laugh'in aft'a this. batorange, do your stuff!
- Orange: Alright! (clears throat) Hey! Hey bad guys! Hey!
- Bob and Hugo: What?!
- Orange: Which hand do you whose to writw with? Right or theft? Hadadadadadadada!
- Hugo: C'mon, jokes? You must be--
- Orange: Joker?
- Hugo: Yes!
- Orange: No, Joker!
- Hugo and Bob: Whaaaaaaaaa?
- Joker: Yo there und'a-wear! Haha! Who was mak'in dose' jokes?
- Orange: See, Joker! (laughs)
- [Joker slashing Bob and Hugo with his sword]
- Orange: Oooo... it was terrible (laughs)
- [Episode ends]